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Excuse Me Miss

I still have an endless love for former Fort Worth Councilwoman Wendy Davis. She needs my love more now then ever because of the tough fight she has had with three firemen challenging her eligibility in the primary. The FWST’s blog, PoliTex, has been keeping up with all the mess. Check out that picture and [...]

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UFO Tells Crazy to Drop Out of Race

Rep. Dennis “I saw a UFO” Kucinich (above) is dropping out of the race for the White House. Sources say that the UFO that was spotted in Stephenville warned that some shit would go down if Kucinich was elected president so he has promptly stepped down. The only thing to miss from this weirdo is [...]

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Did Obama produce these bumperstickers?

. Wonder if Bill will have access to interns if Hillary is elected?
Was going to create a Texas parallel, but worried about naming the ex-boyfriend of a gubernatorial candidate!

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Pundits & Pollsters: Move Aside for Psychics & Astrologers!

In the wake of the New Hampshire primary, everyone is asking how the pundits and pollsters could have been wrong. Astrologers and psychics to the rescue! What a relief to know how it will all turn out! Even Merlin the Magician has weighed in.

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Party Crashing

The Chron is reporting an incident where Rep. Borris Miles crashed a party and made threats. This is the type of story you don’t want coming out before a primary.

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Four More Tears

Hillary’s mantra, “four more tears” will be her path to the presidency? Nixon rolled out Checkers. Many other candidates strive to fake their humanness and generate sympathy. Get a grip! We’re talking political expediency here — if it gets votes, do it! Heck, it beats fearmongering and saying “9/11″ every five [...]

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More thoughts on crying

Note: This post is by the long-absent Bluebonnet, and not PD. Although he may agree with me!
Okay, unlike other blogs (*cough*ITPT*cough*), we don’t endorse any candidate. I’ll vote for Hillary if I absolutely have to, but I won’t be happy about it. Given that . . .
I don’t know how many of [...]

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Who is the LEAST WORST Choice?

Just finished watching the GOP and Democratic debates in New Hampshire. What a challenge to find the BEST candidate! With the most recent political stalemate, I begin to wonder if the Bloomberg Independent Candidacy could be a reality. Bill Richardson actually made the most sense, but he doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance [...]

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And you are amazed that Bill O’Reilly isn’t pushy?

. Ok, so why would you expect anything different that Bill O’Reilly would act like the jerk that he is and push is way around?. I would like to see a mud wrestling match between “Mofo” Perry and O’Reilly — we could give the proceeds to the record number of Texas uninsured children.

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And what comes out, is called Spam

A new twist on old news
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Grow to be a lucky man with a massive phallus in year 2008!
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