Speaker Craddick just bought an office chair for $2,698. That's one expensive office chair? Does it tickle your ass with a feather? I can't tell you the things a chair would have to do in order to justify that kind of price tag.
Maybe it magically makes you feel like less of an asshole than you really are or something. In that case, I should buy two.
Poor man has such problems with his posterior *sigh*. He needs that high dollar chair just like he needs that high dollar toilet. What with the governor, Dr. Leininger, and all those lobbyists and members up his ass, it must keep him impacted.