The mayor is in the news again. This time for an incident back in 2006. He allegedly shoved some dude or slapped him or something because they guy was making fun of him at a private party. It brings back the recent memory where he blessed out a construction crew for blocking a main artery through downtown and made the construction dude cry like a little baby.
I think that's great. This city has such a wimpy reputation with all the tree huggers and such that we need an asshole around every once in a while. (It's exhausting being the only one!)
I say we have more of these mayoral attacks. I think we should have a city ordinance where he drives around the city and jumps out and starts screaming at people that piss us collectively off. We could invite the entire city to send in emails to a "Get the mayor pissed off" email box and every week he could choose one or two and personally show up and threaten someone or some company or some road crew!
Love it. Make it work.
What do we have to do to get him to go to the Starbucks on Oltorf & 35?? POW!!! Right to the moon!!!
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Ah Pink Dome, you're not an asshole! You're.........well..........uhhh..........I've got nothing.