An Austin police officer is under investigation for sex with a prostitute. He paid for the services, which took place in his own bed, with his wife's clothing. LOVE this story. His wife is from the Larry Craig school of matrimony and is standing by her husband, even claiming that the clothes described went missing from her closet while she was with her husband. Really? Someone broke into your Cedar Park home and stole some of your TJ Maxx specials and didn't steal anything else and it's not reported as a crime? And your husband is a police officer? Ok...I believe you.
As you know, I support legalized prostitution. I think it is a victimless crime, and not even a crime in the first place. For the police to even arrest and spend one taxpayer dollar on prostitution is annoying to me. But...I'd like to put forth a few ground rules for those utilizing the services of a prostitute.
1. If married, do not invite a prostitute to your home. You are asking for drama.
2. Pay cash...and only after services are rendered.
3. Practice safe sex. (D'uh)
4. Use a reputable service provider.
Feel free to add your own tips to ensure a pleasant experience.
And always look for the union label...
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What's even more amazing is that the cop paid for sex. Didn't he read the "Police Officer's Guide To Blackmailing Hookers for Free Sex" handbook?