I'm not even joking. TMZ reports on the Nevada Brothel that has thrown their legs around Ron Paul for President. They hope to "lubricate Ron Paul's path to the White House."

The campaign says that Congressman Paul "didn't solicit" Hof and his hoes -- certainly not their business, nor their political support. He tells us that, to his knowledge, Hof and Rep. Paul haven't met, nor does Paul sanction any form of prostitution.

Man, that's a tough one. On the one hand, hookers supporting your campaign is not going to play well with your base. On the other hand, it's hookers!