"Meet Marc Smith A Texan" from Dallas and running for the U.S. Senate. Marc is an "independent Republican" and has, apparently, a Texas public school education if his grammar is any clue into his background.
Here are some excerpts from his manifesto on MySpace:
Do not hate me because I am an independent republican; listen what I have to say. I’ll bet we agree more than disagree. Presently there are over 212 Million of us here on myspace. If each one of you sent me $1.00 I could win the seat I seek and you the citizens could have an active; conservative voice in Washington. Make no mistake I am going to Washington in no one’s pocket! You can not buy me; you will never own me.You read it right it is our campaign. I will stop Terrorism; I am Pro Adoption rather than for abortion. No new taxes; lower the ones we have.
We need a border in the North as well. (ed. note: I think there is a border in the North. Get an intern to fact check that Canada is still up there.)
I believe the U.S. should get out of the United Nations and they should leave the United States.
Finally there will be far fewer inconveniences to you and me the taxpayers.
Please feel free to call anytime. Where else can you get this type of service from a politician and a candidate for U.S. Senate? I am responsive; I do what I say and say what I mean.
You know why I honestly feel that way? It's because I was raised on a dirt road in the deep south and there is no way I can be the smartest person in the room. If I am, then we have serious trouble in America.
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This is the kind of retardation that the web is breeding, This tool thinks people on MySpace are really going to send him money? Okay. Then he can have a totally web based campaign. Actually I hope a lot of people do join the race, I just love all these crazy bastards.