What's on your Christmas list? I just sort of realized that Christmas is really coming up fast. Since I am the king of last minute, I just got my ticket home for the holidays. Man, the airlines ass-rape you at the holidays. Do you have any idea how much champagne I could buy for the amount I'm paying to go home this year? It's depressing.
My calendar is filling up with parties and events, so I am trying to get in the spirit. I keep waiting to break out the cashmere v-necks and get some delicious hot chocolate at Seattle's Best, but the 80 degree weather here is annoying.
I am also at a loss as to what I want on my list this year. Maybe the iPod touch? A bigger flat screen TV? New Gucci loafers? My mom is calling me every other day to ask and so far, I'm just...eh. Can y'all give me some ideas? What are you most hoping you'll get under the tree?
slingbox. gawd i want a slingbox.
Hookers and blow. Both look nice under the tree.
Ricky Williams and a fat blunt. Maybe some Cheetos and Oreos, with some Mountain Dew to wash it all down.
What? Like I'm the only one who smoked pot in High School with the superstar running back and wants to relive those days this Christmas?
I want a flying alarm clock like this one http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/9171/
Since nothing else seems to work after a kegger.