Millions of children's toys were recalled because they contain a chemical that mimics the date rape drug. Fraternity guys across the nation were saddened by the news and vowed to resort to plying sorority girls with too much Jack Daniels Hard Lemonade this holiday season so that national statistics of date rape would not be dampened.
Just another attempt by the Chinese to kill American babies.
Hasn’t anyone considered that the labels of the toys were clearly marked as appropriate for ‘Date Rapists’ only??
http://www.humblenarrator.com/2007/11/08/importers-tainted-chinese-kids-toys-clearly-labeled-for-date-rapists-aged-5/