Ok, here's the deal. No, we didn't make it up. Man decides to have a birthday party for his 1 year old child. Adorable, right? Decides to include "free beer" at party. Randoms show up to party. Four men stab each other in a fight at your one year old's birthday party.
Seriously? First of all, the above broken syntax text was the best I could do in telling you this story. They should take this baby away from this man immediately. It is not ok to have "free beer" at your one year old's birthday party.
I would love to be able to make big funny jokes about this, but really I want to go beat the shit out of the father. This is the kind of poor people trash behavior that makes me a Republican. I hear this crap and I'm like, "Ugh. Can't we just put all the poor people in jail? They are so inappropriate. I appreciate the hard work they have to do and their hardscrabble little lives, but still....it's just too much!"
Let's give SouthEast Texas back to Mexico. (Did you see the other crazy shit those people in Lufkin did?)
You're not a republican? I thought your defense of developers and their high priced lofts that are ruining the skyline and destroying the soul of Austin already established your Republican status. Why don't you move back to Plano/Dallas where you would fit right in
"the soul of Austin",
That IS fucking funny
I thought the soul of Austin consisted of the following: bad suits, homeless drunks, a roach, a dog turd, purple shotgun shacks, and bad Mexican food.
Most of the white trash I see in western WilCo is Republican,FWIW. There is no R or D factor in abuse or ignorance. If Bush conservatism hasn't converted Independents to the D side, then its going to get even worse.
I don't see how strangers trespassing and committing other felonies at a kids birthday party makes the parents poor trash or unfit to parent. I can see how a Republican might make that leap though.
And really, you think offering free beer is what makes this story egregious? Do you know anyone with kids? Beer is commonly offered for adults and since most parties don't involve cash bars - it's free.
Referring to human beings as "poor people trash" is what makes you Republican.
Holly,
First of all they aren't exactly trespassing if you've invited them over for "free beer". Which begs the question: why are you having an open door policy for a kids B-day party? Secondly, who throws a beer party for their kid? Lastly, If you DON"T see what's wrong with this story then I pray you never have kids. Say hello to the rest of the trailer park for me.
One more note, this wasn't poor white trash, it was nasty beaners and if you read the story you'd have seen that.
Didn't Dateline, or one of those "news" shows, recently do a segment similar to this topic? The difference was that upper-middle class, suburban moms were getting together for "wine parties" while their kids were playing and doing whatever it is kids do when their mommies are getting hammered. Now, granted they did not report any stabbings or shootings over the last Natty Light, but these women still got in their cars and drove home drunk with their kids in the car. That's pretty fucking trashy.
PD, your tax bracket does not dictate whether you're trash or not. I see rich, trashy fuckers all over the place: with their 4 spoiled, snot-nosed brats in their gas-guzzling SUVs; around the Domain; at the chair of Senate and House committees, etc.
"gas guzzling SUVs"
Get a new tag line, you've beat this dead horse into glue
Note to self: develop SUVs that run on glue.
Thanks!
you're slipping, huh, pinkdome...
EVERY SINGLE DAY there is a story in the press more horrible than the last about what some ahole has done to his/her kid. Microwave ovens, pet pit bulls, gasoline fires, starvings, beatings..seriously where does this shit end? Why do these people have kids?