Freakgirl tries to analyze Bill O'Reilly's righteous indignation on the 'outing' of Dumbledore. I thought she nailed the absurdity.

Bill O'Reilly [a man who has bizarre sexual fantasies and loofah fetishes] is troubled that the outing of Dumbledore [a FICTIONAL character] will teach kids to be tolerant [children are apparently homophobic from birth and need to be taught tolerance] of homosexuals [who, contrary to popular belief, are just like you and me].