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Catty. Chatty. And Occasionally Trashy.

Oct 12
In Arkansas, your'e never too young to marry your cousin

A mistake in a Arkansas law allows babies to marry. This new law was fought hard for by the baby lobby, and they celebrated their victory with freshly squeezed breast milk martini's at an after party just blocks from the Capitol building.

Baby lobbyist and president of the "Never to Early to Love" effort Madison said, "This is a great victory over oppression in Arkansas and a sound commitment by this state to embrace marriage between two consenting babies. We are thrilled to have the right, as babies, that grown gays and lesbians do not have in Arkansas. Now, if you'll excuse me I've pooped my pants."

PinkDome at 1:27 PM
 
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The fact that you used "Madison" as the baby lobbyist name is really funny to me. I'll be really glad when that goes back to being some city in Wisconsin.

lush at October 12, 2007 6:23 PM
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