That's right. Texas ranks 2nd in the nation for inappropriate sexual contact with a minor by teachers. What a distinction! We should do a whole campaign around this. Move to Texas. We'll take real good care of your kids. They're yummy sexy!

Speaking of inappropriate sexual contact with a minor, a police officer in Hutto is fired and I can't remember if he's going to jail or not for taking topless photos of a 16 year old girl in his office! Best part? His mother said she was "proud of him" because he admitted it and surrendered his peace officers license. Man, when