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Oct 26
God Issues Support for an Open Border with Mexico

The California wildfires have forced border control agents to evacuate, leaving the border wide open to Mexico. Mexicans are pouring across the border in huge numbers. The steady stream of illegals entering this country through the open gate at the Tecate Port of Entry has been spotted by NASA's satellites. It is estimated that over 100,000 people a day are making their way through the charred landscape. Border control agents cannot confirm how many of those making their way across the compromised border area criminals or drug dealers. They have advised Southern California residents evacuated from the fire ravaged area to consider relocating because upon their return the area will most certainly be majority Hispanic.

64th.JPGThe spokesperson for God released the following statement, "The Lord Almighty has considered all positions on the immigration debate and strongly believes in an open society for all of His children. California was the first place to receive his political message through a smiting." The smiting of California by fire is the latest blow in a decades long dispute between the Almighty and the people of California. Jesus was heard off microphone to say, "Dad's pissed." The Lord had no comment on his son's outburst. The Holy Spirit would also not address questions insinuating any animosity towards California or its people.

With wildfires, mudslides and earthquakes the evidence is mounting that God does have an agenda with California. The addition of Mexicans crossing an open border is an interesting addition. Stay tuned, we will keep you up to date with the latest developments in this story.

PinkDome at 7:59 AM
 
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Who is carrying the cases of Tecate Light?

John at October 26, 2007 10:27 AM

Amen Pinks!

BacchusXY at October 26, 2007 2:49 PM
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