I hope y'all all had a great Labor Day break. Just enough to give you the eight hours of sleep you wish you got all the time. I am coming back to Austin a toasty brown and barely hungover. I didn't lose my pants once the entire vacation, but in retrospect, visiting that nude beach was a bad idea. I made everyone else feel bad about themselves.
I think that fact that it was a one emergency room trip for the whole group of us is a big accomplishment in the maturity of my vacations. Next year's goal will be just one urgent care clinic visit and then I'll finally feel like a grown up.
That visit to the emergency room would have never happened if Senator Craig didn't have such a wide stance. That fucker totally knocked a friend of mine off his balance!
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