Attorney General Greg Abbott is apparently supporting Fred Thompson for president and he's as giddy as a schoolgirl to tell you about it. Someone forwarded me this email. The subject: Want to meet Fred Thompson? (Uhm, no)
Dear (Redacted):
It’s official. Fred Thompson is running for President of the United States. And his campaign is really taking off, which is why USA Today recently ran the headline: “Thompson Climbs in GOP Poll.”
I'm strongly supporting former Senator Thompson and I hope you will consider supporting him too.
Next week Senator Thompson will be in Texas for a series of fundraisers. Here is a quick summary of his schedule:
Austin Luncheon - Wednesday, September 19th.
Houston Evening Reception - Wednesday, September 19th.
San Antonio Breakfast - Thursday, September 20th
Dallas Luncheon - Thursday, September 20th
Fort Worth Evening Reception - Wednesday, October 10th
If you are interested in joining me at one of these events, please send an email to [redacted.com], or call 512-4[redacted]. Tell them that Greg Abbott sent you.
Even if your schedule won't permit you to join us, Senator Thompson would benefit from your support. You can click on the following link to contribute online:
Click Here to Contribute to Fred Thompson
Let me know if you’d like more details or are interested in attending. Feel free to respond to this email if you have any questions.
Thanks,
Greg Abbott
Paid for by Texans for Greg Abbott
P.O. Box 308, Austin, Texas 78767
Authorized by Friends of Fred Thompson, Inc.
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Wow. A.) There's a thing called grammar. B.) Well, I just can't come up with a 'B' so I'll leave it all of you. Pitiful. Who wrote this? Some intern from Texas State? All of my apologies to Texas State for just offending you like that, I just haven't picked on y'all in a while.
Ouch!! I tell ya wat dat Texas State commin hurted me a hole lot.
Eat 'Em Up!
Eat em' Up. This close to redacting your site from my favorites { }
wahh
Damn McTool,
You know can tell my handiwork anywhere, which is probably why you know anytime I've been over to your mom's house.
Anyhoo, I really had to dumb it down knowing the kind of 'tards that would actually want to give money to Thompson. I find it funny as hell that he's going to make a fundraising stop in Austin. I'd love to the see what's in that hat after it's passed around. A roach, a Shiner bottle cap, and a turd if I had to guess.
Instead of introducing Thompson at these deals, why don't they just run some episodes of Law and Order when he didn't look like he was on death's door. That bitch needs to start wearing his tv makeup on the campaign trail, he looks 90.
don't hate--Eat'em Up Cats!
Anon- Absolutely, because of all the garbage on the lawn. By the way, when you're digging through the trash for scraps to eat, would you please not knock so much out of the bin? Mother still thinks it's a dog, but at some point she's going to realize it's a human and shoot you.
She does that occasionally. She's not real kind toward the homeless.
You're right about the fundraiser in Austin... I bet there will also be a tab of shitty X and maybe an empty Stevie Ray Vaughn jewel box. Or the demo for whatever trash band is playing at Emo's that night.
Oh, I'm eating something alright, but it's not garbage.
anon - yard clippings? Dog shit? The Dallas Morning News?
Don't make me have to say it
God--would you two just DO IT and get it over with? The sexual tension is exhausting!
Sorry PD, despite McTool's accusation that I am a homophobic homo and the fact that he has a great set of knockers; I'm straight and I have the photos of me and his mom making the beast with two backs to prove it (check out Hustler's Beaver Hunt section next month).
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this looks like anon's shitty work. I can recognize the poor grammar and tortured syntax anywhere.