Larry Kilgore is a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate. His website first contains a test to see if you are a good Christian. The home page also includes an auto-playing YouTube video that I had to shut down when it started out with Operation Rescue. The web site also contains a photograph of a mass grave of Jews.
Kilgore got 50,000 votes last time he ran. Here are some of his platform issues:
Judges will execute those convicted of bestiality (Ex. 22:19; Lev. 20:15-16); those convicted of incest including with in-laws (Lev. 11-12, 14-15, 17, 19-21); of homosexual acts (Lev. 18:22, 29; 20:13); of child molestation; of kidnapping or rape (Ex. 21:15-16; Deut. 22:25-27; 24:7); and of adultery with a married woman (Lev. 20:10; Deut. 22:22; Ex. 20:14). Judges will flog those convicted of fornication; of public use of vulgar sexual and excretory language; of sexually suggestive dress or behavior; of intoxication; and of possession of pornography. Judges will flog more severely those convicted of transvestism; of public nudity; and of distributing pornography. And judges will flog more severely still those convicted of prostitution; of producing pornography for any use; and of sexual acts in public places.
Yes, but will you get flogged in public for flogging the bishop in public? That is the question.
Instead of running for Senate, shouldn't Larry be running against St. Peter to see who gets into heaven? I always wonder if the people that really focus in on the deviant sex aspect of sin have a huge cache of porn on their home computers for "research purposes".
I'm for executing people convicted of eating shrimp and shellfish (Lev 11:12).
Kidding aside, LK is an idiot, and if there are only 50,000 idiots in this state then Texas is looking pretty damn good.
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I took Larry Kilgore's "Are you a good person" test on his home page. Results: I am a bastard that will burn in hell. Does that mean he doesn't want my vote?