Ah, I remember the good ol' days when I used to get hate mail that entertained me. But, it seems like the creative writing skills of those that are so incensed about something I write has really gone downhill lately. But, I will put this latest email up for consideration.
Behold, in all its glory.
To: Pinkdome
From: WeathandJoy
Shame on you for your nasty words about Kennedy!
If you took time to listen to him on Sunday mornings
you wouldn't make comments like these!
THERE IS A HEAVEN TO GAIN AND A HELL TO SHUN
AND I PRAY THAT YOU WILL CHOOSE TO GO TO HEAVEN
BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!!
I FEEL SORRY FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU, FOR 'JESUS' IS
COMING BACK, WHETHER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IT
OR NOT! AND YOU WILL STAND BEFORE HIM ON JUDGEMENT
DAY AND GIVE AN ACCOUNT FOR ALL YOUR WICKED DEEDS
YOU HAVE COMMITTED!!!
All the Christians will go to Heaven, and all the Sinners will be thrown
into the lake of fire!!! We will then see how COCKY you will be!!!
You had better get right with GOD before its to late for you!!!
JESUS IS LORD!!! Try reading your Bible, starting at Matthew* *
I hate when people use caps for an entire paragraph.
Why not start at Genesis? It's one Bible, why start halfway through the book. God began self revelation in creation, why not start in John, or even with the Psalms. Seriously, so many things are wrong with that letter, I haven't even discovered the tip of the iceberg.
Matthew 7:4-5
Uh - is this self-rightous weirdo referring to Teddy Kennedy??
Not Teddy, he's referring to the 09/05 post of some Fla megachurch guy that died (and is still dead) that believed that all homosexuals are pedophiles or somesuch. No mention if he was just referring to certain Catholic Priests.
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Uh.....Amen?