Hey Y'all,
I'm having my coffee looking over the headlines. Who's going to Florida this weekend for the game? Not me. My team is playing Arkansas this weekend. I hate those damn Razorbacks. It's ACL Festival weekend here in Austin and Gay Pride in Dallas. Where would you rather be?
The Statesman must really want me to read about this lawsuit regarding pepper spray at the TYC because it's been on their home page all friggin' week. I'm still not reading it. Nothing new in the AAS today except ACL, UT football, and some dead woman in a fountain.
While I'm moving over to the SAXN and the Chron, tell me about your week. Mine was ok except for just one run-in with a raving bitch. Other than that, things are peachy. Did you see that story in the Houston Chronicle where some crazy kid killed a man in plot to take over Marin County in California and turn it into King Arthur's Court? That shit is hilarious. Well, not murder...but how crazy people are. I eat that shit up when I read it, don't you?
Not much else this morning except Mike Gravel, I think he's running for president. He said that Americans are getting fatter and dumber. It's caused quite a stir among the fat and stupid! They are all up in arms. How dare someone point out the obvious?
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