Literally. A 7 year-old girl in Plano is dead after a big-ass TV fell on her. That's sad, because 7 years-old is awfully young to die. But, that's a really stupid way to die...in a---you may be a redneck if your TV was so big it killed your daughter--kind of way.
I had a cousin that was killed by a coke machine. Someone pulled a machine over on him and poor little thing was crushed to death. When my cousin called me and told me how he died I laughed so hard she hung up on me. I didn't go to the funeral because the whole family knew I'd bust out laughing if they starting talking about how that damned coke machine took his life at such an early age.
(This story was in the Dallas Morning News, but I am not linking to their site anymore.)
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