... while keeping this quote in mind:
"It's a sad, sad state of affairs when liberals campaign like Republicans to get elected and Republicans govern like liberals to be loved. If you see a candidate who wants to tax like a Democrat, regulate like a Democrat and educate like a Democrat, they should not have the honor of being called a Republican."

Hey Rick, I vant to pump YOU up!
Perry to Arnold: "How bout you come by the suite and we relive one of those orgies you had in the 80s?"
"Hot Damn this California Teriyaki sause is great... Im sure schwartzy wont mind if i smuggle a bottle back under my arm pit." -Gov doesnt spend enough time in TX to remember what BBQ sauce tastes like Perry.
Stand up straight, you pathetic little girly man!
Mike, I enjoy your website.
Republicans have a penis. Democrats have a vagina.
It's not a tumor! It's a Perry!