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Catty. Chatty. And Occasionally Trashy.

Jul 10
Borris Bronson

Rep. Borris Miles takes matters into his own hands.

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Shooter McGavin's statement, which makes me think he might have caught a ninja robbing him:

"Citizens have the constitutional right to protect their homes, when it is prudent to do so, I also urge them to contact law enforcement immediately. Had I had the option of calling the authorities prior to the shooting, I would have done so but with my life in clear and present danger and being immediately threatened by a knife-throwing burglar, I had no choice but to fire for my own protection. While this incident is regrettable, I will as any citizen should, protect their homes and the safety of their families."

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*bowing and scraping to your Photoshop skilz as well as your creative process*

PDiddie at July 10, 2007 5:42 AM

freakin hilarious

Anonymous at July 10, 2007 9:06 AM

9200 square feet?! He really needs a bigger gun to protect that amount of real estate.

lush at July 10, 2007 11:27 AM

It appears that the Houston cops aren't the only ones with itchy trigger fingers.
A small pocket knife? I wonder if it came with a nail file and a toothpick.

"That toothpick could have caused a nasty scratch, that's why I had to blow that sucka away"

anon at July 10, 2007 12:18 PM

Interestingly enough, he didn't support the Castle Doctrine bill.

Sam at July 11, 2007 8:51 AM

"Borris Miles ain't afraid to shoot a bitch."

creamgroovy at July 11, 2007 9:08 AM
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