Never let anyone tell you that the federal government wastes money. After all, would you consider it a waste of $7.5 million to pay a Dayton, Ohio laboratory to develop a gay bomb? After all, Dayton is the gay capital of Montgomery County, Ohio. Go Gem City!

Back to the bomb: CBS says it would have been a "hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting," but the Air Force evidently rejected the idea. Which sucks, because I'd have loved to watch Bush or Gates talk about it.

And I'd love to take credit for the picture, but I stole it from HuffPo.