Dallas should probably just embrace being the heroin capital of America. It's so prevalent that there was something called "cheese" heroin sold for $2 to teens. I can think of a lot of things that are miserable about living in Dallas, so a need to get high just to live there isn't the shocker. The shocker is that we keep seeing this same story every few years. Twenty-one teenagers have died in the past two years from this drug. Parents, schoolteachers, preachers, city leaders, candlestick makers in Dallas---Talk to the kids about drugs. Show them pictures of dead teenagers and say, "This will happen to you if you do drugs."

Otherwise, maybe people should just move away from Dallas. That place is whack, yo.