So Governor Perry is at a 'secret forum' in Turkey. The conference has been the subject of conspiracy theorists and even Christian groups who wonder about its influence. (DMN) Yummy! Secret government policy forums! Don't they just ooze sex appeal? Seriously, If I were going to some secret meeting I sure as hell wouldn't want to go to Turkey. Prague, maybe, but not Turkey.
I'm just glad Perry has found someone that wants to listen to him. The people of Texas sure don't give a rat's ass what he has to say.
Is that howcome Turkey invaded Iraq?
He's doing one of two things:
1) He's negotiating to outsource the duties of the Texas legislature to the Iraqi Parliament
or
2) He's in negotiations with a Spanish construction conglomerate to rebuild the Temple on the Mount in order to hasten the end times.
Hm.
Maybe he's doing both!
He's in Turkey dispelling a rumor there that he is seeking the VP slot, because he's not you know