I know, it came as a shock to me, too. This morning I was standing outside the North entrance to the capitol when a tourist asked me "Where is the fifth child?" I thought she was some weirdo activist and it took me a while to realize she was talking about the sculpture of the kids there on the North side. Apparently one has gone missing. I say someone search Dan Patrick's office.

I looked over there and told the lady the governor had it removed because of cutbacks in CHIP resulted in a higher uninsured rate for children and its removal was symbolic of how the state hurts innocent kids. She almost bought it but huffed off before I could tell her the truth.