"White people."
The Governor's Protective Detail foot patrol goes motorized to keep pace with the governor as he flees the capitol while arming themselves with heat-seeking missiles to cover his retreat.
Texas Republicans stage their own "Run to the Rio" anti-immigration rally. The event began with a shotgun start by Dick Cheney.
I never get tired of Cheney jokes....THE VICE-PRESIDENT SHOT A GUY PEOPLE...IN THE FACE!!!
ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM!!!!!
Governor Rick Perry spent much of the day avoiding getting his nuts mowed off again by the Texas Legislature.
Who wheres short shorts?!?!?
Perry's got short shorts!!! ;)