God, forgive him! He knows not what he does!
In the commotion just before the speech, Brother Phil slips a dime bag into Sr.'s pocket.
Laura: Your father's got a better @$$!
Thelma and Louise...
Arisen this Holiday...
just like.....
just like....
just like Zombies.
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By Gore Vidal, Truthdig
President Jonah
http://www.alternet.org/story/31321/
Who knows what other disasters are in store for us thanks to the curse he is under? As the sailors fed the original Jonah to a whale, thus lifting the storm that was about to drown them, perhaps we the people can persuade President Jonah to retire to his other Eden in Crawford, Texas, taking his jinx with him. We deserve a rest. Plainly, so does he. Look at Nixon's radiant features after his resignation! One can see former President Jonah in his sumptuous library happily catering to faith-based fans with animated scriptures rooted in "The Simpsons."
poooooot!
John Adams had John Quincy Adams....look at what I got!