Monica?! What are YOU doing here?!
Bill did what to you?
I don't do that anymore!
(btw - please tell me that picture is photoshop'ed and not actual...)
Doing the Lewinsky! Come on everybody!
BRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Hillary readies her +5 breath weapon....
Crab People
Crab People
Taste like Crab
Talk Like People
Crab People
Taken moments before her mouth sprayed acid on her unwitting victim.
Laser eyes never work! I'll just have to eat you!
Just before her face melted off after viewing the Ark.
Hillary proceeded to physicallu demonstrate to the interviewer exactly what happened with Bill and Monica in the Oval Office. (slurping sounds)
[Gentle, Michael Palin voice in hushed "golf announcer" tones]
"By unhinging her jaw, the Hillary is able to consume journalists twice her size."
"What do you mean Hillary Clinton is already taken on my.BarackObama.com?!?!"
Looking in sci-fi mirror, young Hilary says, "OMG, that's what I'll look like when I'm grown up and running for President?"
The back widow opens its mouth wide as it ingests its prey.
one word: SCARY
RICOLA !!!!!!
MUST FIND MORE SUITABLE HOST BODY!
Shortly after this picture was taken, Senator Clinton unhinged her jaw and swallowed her constituent whole.
IIIIIIIIIIII WANT YOUR SOOOOOOOUUULLL!!! IIIIIIII WILL EAT YOUR SOOOOOOUUUULLL!!!
"those f'in swiftboaters were paid how much to photoshop my face!?!?!"
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! I'll drink to that!
gal darnit I said DECAF!!!!!!
"Look out Willow! The senator--she's a vampire!"
The precious is ours!
Goodness! I do have a big caboose.
I vant to suck your blood!
Hopefully she's just about to chow down on Malkin or Coulter or Limbaugh, or O'Reilly or any number of other repugnican mouthpieces.
Hilllary after being shown a pic of her vag.
HIlary does her best "Total Recall" imitation
Tonight we dine in HELL!
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!
YOU WILL ALL DROWN IN LAKES OF BLOOD!
The streets will run red with the blood of the disbelievers!
Sauron in his latest guise, attempting to succeed at world domination
OMG!!! There's a snuke in my snizz!!
OMG!!! There's a snuke in my snizz!!
Tooooootal eclipse of the su-ha-huh-ha-huhn!!!
No wire hangers!!!
imma chargin mah lazer
Who the hell keeps voting for Sanjaya?
ScannerCandidate 4: Volkin's Menopause
The American males worst nightmare.
I SAID NO BROWN M&MS!
SPARRRRTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I am not a hysterical raving, back stabbing, two faced lunatic. But rather a claim thoughtful well mannered political figure running for President of the United States of America. Now you got that BITCH.
Bow before us! We are the President!
I AM THE FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!!!!
i said de-caf!!!!
President Clinton ?
First Goatse!
Obama WHO?!?!
Buurrrrrp.
"She's come to eat our country!"
READ MY LIPS... Err Maybe Not...
As is evidenced above, a sulfuric acid enema can cause some discomfort.
I SAID STAPLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
NO. MORE. WIRE. HANGERS. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person across from her: "Chew!!"
Hillary: "CHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEW!"
I JUST SAT ON A PINEAPPLE HELP
/cast "Cross-eyed wrinkle holler (Rank 5)"
/cast "Bill-Tap (Rank 6)"
/dance
I started a SomethingAwful photoshop thread about this .. uh .. thing.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2412676&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Hillary Clinton reads to first-graders from her children's book "My First Orgasm"
This is how it is done Monica. Wide open teeth exposed.
DIARRHEA FIRE FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You SAID this anti-aging cream would work!!! LIAR!!!
He raised $25M?!?!
I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!!!
It gets better. Photoshop fun at Something Awful: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2412676&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
"If everything goes well I might be showin' her my O Face, OH OH OH, yeah you know what I'm talking about OH!"
MAY THE POWER OF TOM CRUSE COMPEL YOU!
For Hillary, no amount of lube can make a pinecone suitable for back-entry
"In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!"
Yes, I know I am quoting Tolkien, and yes, I know it's very, very wrong in this context (but why does it feel so right?).
I swallowed a spider!
Hello. My name is Hilary Clinton and I'm here to help you.
I'm choking on my ham sammich!
I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF!
(She would, too)
I shall feast on your entrails at dawn!
scaramouche
scaramouche
can you do the fandango?!
There is no Hillary...
There is only ZUUL!
SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION!
Realizing quickly that the chalice she held in her hand was far to fine for the likes of Jewish Carpenter, she dropped it to the ground as the voice of the guardian echoed in her brain... You have chosen... poorly.
BEHOLD MY UVULA
It's Not A Tumor!
I killed the WABBIT! I KILLED THE WABBIT!!
Where boners go to die. (thank you J.S.)
"Crazy Mean Hillary" ?
as in http://www.crazymeanbaby.net/
I said fucking BUFFALO wings!
ROOOOOBOOOOOOOTS!!!!!
there is no SECREEET -SNL skit yell-style
"WHAT THE F**K! HAS BILL BEEN UP TO NOW?
The final scene from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"!
Jesus Bill not that hurts.
cock goes where?
Cock goes where?
I gambled with a fart and lost!
There is a snuke in my schnizz
She is saying this...
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9229/spartaos0.jpg
Anyone notice she looks a lot like the scanners movie box???
You shall be known as.... Darth... Vader.
You shall be known as.... Darth... Vader.
I WANT TO BE A GARGOYLE!! CARVE THIS FACE INTO THE SIDE OF THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL! I AM THE QUEEN GARGOYLE!! (Hello to all you DUmmies from DU!)
Auggh! I got my cock stuck in my zipper again!
YOU SAID WAXING WOULDN'T HURT!
I want your skulls!
i'm the big bad "I SAID NO"
KHAAAAAAN!
I can't believe how inept you are! You guaranteed these balls would hang freely for at least ten years. Well, DOC, one dropped in the middle of a photo op and I had to kick it behind me into some bushes. GET ME ANOTHER NUT, NOW!
Stop scanning me!
I'm number 99. Can we get a 100??
OBAMA...25 MILLIAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHN!!!
I'm 100! Woohoo!
Chelsea! You are grounded PERMANENTLY!
BYAAAAAAA!!!!
Hillary finally gets head through red turtle neck.
Hillary finally gets head through red turtle neck.
Arrrrrrrrgh!!!! My nuts are caught in my zipper again!
Kiss babies? I prefer to EAT them!
SNARF!!!!
THIS IS.. WASHINGTON!!!
As uncomfortable as it was I had to open my mouth this wide. I almost couldn't make it fit, even with this stretch!
I EATZ YER FAYCE NOW.
(As in the words of the Wicked Witch of the West when a bucketof water was being thrown on her in the end of The Wizard of OZ, "I'm Melting!!!!!!!!!!!"
And now, my immitation of a Pez dispenser...
...and then we're going to washington DC to take back the white house! WHOOOAHH!
BRAINS!!!
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!
He stuck it WHERE?!
Secretary to Hilary: The Play Station 3 will retail for five-hundred and ninety-nine U.S. dollars.
this would be nicer if we were using http://www.captionbubble.com
I am Der Furher!!!
Insert penis here.
how can ý downloadtoolbar google
pls help me
SUCK WHAT??????