We're all busy today, it seems. To tide you over, some ridiculous stories:

- DeLay doesn't think Democrats are "patriotic" enough.

- Because Ann Coulter doesn't get enough media coverage, CNN and FOX give it to her, letting her spread her homophobic, slanderous word.

- You know it's bad when Michelle Malkin speaks against Coulter.

- And in the last Coulter-related news for the day, John Edwards will gladly take your money to "fight back against the politics of bigotry".

Two things Superwow! sent over:

- HJR74 proposes an amendment so that legislators can designate a successor should they die. What a nice bequest to receive from your dead uncle: elected office. As SW! sez, "democracy = overrated."

- The Waxahachie Daily Light speaks truth to power (Craddick=power in this scenario).