Drama Queens in Boston shut down their city this week after someone was frightened by a marketing campaign. Instead of realizing what a bunch of overreacting idiots they were, officials and the media are continuing to discuss how the lite-brite signs placed around the city were 'sinister looking' and 'had batteries and wires'.

Austin was included in this campaign and our police department was clearly not bothered, so much so that the spokesman for the APD couldn't even tell you where they may have been located throughout the city. Now, had it been dead birds in the middle of the street, the people of Austin may or may not have been running through the streets screaming with arms flailing over their heads in a panic. (via)