A page for a state senator in South Dakota claims that the senator felt him up one night when they were sharing a bed. The page, 18 at the time, says he shared a bed with the senator and during the night the senator rested his hand on the page's genitals. The paper uses the word groped, but technically it falls under the category of 'felt up.'

The difference between groped and felt up is a simple rule of thumb all pages, male and female, should know this legislative season. Being groped would include 'cupping' or 'squeezing' and felt up could be simple a graze of the hand or a lingering touch. I hope the Page's guide to Capitol Sex has been updated this year!