That photo looks like a Discovery Channel medical documentary photo of swollen asshole.

Ever seen the 1985 move Mask with Cher in it? I swear thats they guy!

This guy did a "back room deal" to
have the opportunity to speak. Mr.
Patrick is doing what he has always
criticized others for doing. What a fraud!

OK... who went back in time and picked up an extra from Hee-Haw?

Why does Dan P. hate 12:30? Because its 30 to 1.
*when I clicked on the AAS link, the banner ad was for Ford with a big 30 in the ad copy.*

And, I believe, that our new Senator has made friends with Lady Clairol.

Screw photoshop. We're done here.

So Dan Dan the Retard Man changed his last name because it didn't sound good, but keeps that 'do and put in those chicklets?
Hey Dan,
Teddy Roosevelt called, he wants his wooden teeth back.

Say hello to your next governor unless we all get up from our computers and get involved.

Republican primary voters will flock to Patrick like moths to a flame.

Good to know. Now let's outlaw flames.

Unfortunately, we can't outlaw anything until we have the votes. We won't have the votes until we target and turn out our urban centers (see, e.g., Dallas in the last cycle).

He looks like a jim henson muppet that didn't get enough love

He has the face that only radio could love.

Jeeze Loueeeze - with all his moolah you think he could afford a decent haircut. What's up with those chompers & chicken lips.

Repiglican!

Are those hair plugs?

Did you guys see this in the Statesman??

"At one point, when a caller reminded Patrick that a critic once predicted "birds would fall out of the sky" if he was ever elected, the new senator quipped they actually did — on Monday, when dozens of dead birds found on Congress Avenue had forced a half-day closure of the so-called Main Street of Texas the day before the Legislature convened."