The Senate introduced a non-binding resolution today in opposition to Bush's buildup of troops in Iraq strategy. The non-binding resolution said, in part, "it is not in the national interest of the United States to deepen its military involvement in Iraq." Where were these Senators, like, say..uhm...years ago? Non-binding resolution...wow, such bravery and intimidation.
I've issued some non-binding resolutions lately myself. They include, "it is not in the best interest of acquaintances to cockblock Pinkdome." and, "all champagne distributors in the Central Texas region should increase delivery schedules in the Clarksville and Tarrytown neighborhoods to prevent a shortage in supply for Pinkdome staff." Then, oh yeah, my most strongly worded non-binding resolution as of late, "stop being an asshole."
Anyone else have any non-binding resolutions to propose before adjournment to Six Lounge this afternoon?
Can we all please just leave our inbred neighbors to our north alone. It's not their fault that they can't drive, that they have the highest number of mentally ill on a percentage basis in the entire country, and that apparently they are only allowed to buy and wear clothes that are maroon and white. Isn't the toothbrush ban that was imposed on this state punishment enough? I think the meth lab that they have incorporated into their state seal says it all. Just like with the monkeys that you see masturbating at the zoo, please just look the other way and thank God that you are a little higher on the evolutionary chart.
From The Grapes of Wrath:
"Okie use' ta mean you was from Oklahoma. Now it means you're a dirty son-of-a-bitch. Okie means you're scum."
Why are you knocking Oklahoma? It's a lovely trailer park.
I would like to resolve that Oklahoma sucks. Thank you.