"please save us from the waste of mass they call Democrats!!"
"pick me. pick me. pick me. I'll get in the cage with ANY democrat."
Congressional pages were the first to notice that the President's overabundance of stupid actually caused his body to produce a tremendous amount of heat.
"Will you touch, will you mend me, Christ?
Won't you touch, will you heal me, Christ?"
I just gave myself away as a fan of "Jesus Christ Superstar" . . .=)
The angry group of teens made a rookie mob mistake: Always bring pitchforks and torches.
Fan of Jesus Christ Superstar ... or Tom Cruise.
http://www.hecklerspray.com/official-tom-cruise-actually-is-jesus-christ/20066667.php/
(AP / Washington DC) -- Officials attending the joint session of Congress for the President's State of the Union address were horrified last night as hundreds of attendees were trampled to death on the floor of the US House of Representatives. Reports indicate that as hundreds of fans (seen inset squeezing past President Bush) of Houston Rockets center Dikembe Mutombo attempted to make their way to the gallery to greet the NBA star, an antique oil lamp was apparently overturned igniting an adjacent tapestry and sending the throng into a panic. Reports are sketchy, but initial capitol police reports place the number of deaths at around 300 along with scores of mostly minor injuries. The fire damage was estimated to be in the hundreds of thousands. Mr. Motombo could not be reached for comment as he is too tall.
Rep. Cuellar (D-TX): " I wonder if he will sign my chest this time?"
Hitler Youth
(too easy)
The zombies considered the President the perfect victim, until they realized he had no brains to feed them.