"We really had 'em going, didn't we?"
"Heyyyy, you huge gapeing vagina, thanks for tucking your tail, bitch"
I'm not worthy!! I'm not worthy!!
"Craddick slips Pitts a C-note for a job well done..."
two feet and i could be sucking your dick...
Pitts, you're going to have to bend over the other way to be my bitch...
"We just gave the house back to the Dems...."
Craddick forcefully pulling Pitts hand down to the crotch that touches the golden Speaker's toilet. (Pitts smiles nervously)
Jim, if you squint hard, you can see your new office down in the extension. Grats!
Craddick: "Your Godfather appreciates this favor you have done for me."
Pitts: "It was an honor to be able to flush out those turn coat Republicans for you, sir."
I like your man boobs!
"...and if you EVER make fun of my dentures in public again, you'll be on the next plane to Da Nang. Do you read me, solider?"
You're breaking my hand! I did what you said, really I did! I'll never challenge you again I swear! Please stop hurting me!