World Net Daily actually published an editorial by Jim Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries that claims soy causes homosexuality. That's right, all you vegetarian hippies in your Birkenstocks...you are total fags. We would have thought those folks that like to eat meat would be the big homos, but guess we were misguided.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.Wait, here's my favorite part:
P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.
This is ABSURD.
And FYI, there's some study out there that says that the penises of gay men are, on average, half an inch longer than those of straight men.
This is 100% true.
See, this is Science in Action!
Now as I see it, the key experiment is "how much soy will suburban republicans be willing to feed their wives to get them to turn bi enough to have a threesome with the hot chica from Marketing?"
Well I guess that would explain the inability to find any soy hotdogs in Austin.
Possible legislation, you say? Time to outlaw soy.
"But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them."
Ok genius, explain lesbians.
I've never sampled homosexuality but I can say that soy milk is just gross. However, I do think that what people want to drink in their own kitchens is their own business.
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See? This is what I'm talking about when I say that I am no longer surprised by any amount of rigid, servile stupidity.
I'm trying hard to think of a suitable pejorative term for this guy... alas he is an unprecedented half-wit.
Perhaps we can call people of this mental caliber, "Rutzes". (I'll call the wordinistas at OED and set up a meeting)
Also, wouldn't this make, like, all Japanese people gay? ^_^ Cuz that would be hawt.