If you're a nudist and a Minuteman, you're definitely voting for Rick Perry.
Thanks to Perry's efforts, you can now do your part to fight illegal immigration ... while naked and looking at porn at the same time. Texas Border Watch launched last week, and we've already signed up for an account. As of Sunday night, there are 9 different cameras available for you to stare at, none of which seem to work with Firefox. So I tried Internet Explorer, and I was forced to install some software that is probably tracking what I'm typing right now (hi!). I selected camera 5, and this is what I was rewarded with:
That's the actual size and quality of the image. Granted, the picture is from 10:30 pm, Sunday Night. But clearly this was well-worth the wait and untold millions it's costing us, eh? I fail to understand how anyone can look at that for more than 30 seconds and not be a) sedated or b) tied to the chair. But, like I said, Perry knows who he's playing to: those nude uber-"patriots." So get your click on, boys - the border needs defendin'!
Maybe while you live-blog election night, the rest of us can track how many possible Democratic voters let election day pass them by...
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SHIT!
All the money we are spending and it's no better then reality TV!