Wednesday is Go To Jail day for Jack Abramoff. As he reports to prison, federal prosecutors are totally bummed. He'll be someone's bitch before they get more information out of him. Abramoff was reportedly ready to give more information on Karl Rove 'accepting things of value' and details about "six to eight seriously corrupt Democratic senators."

Democrats were reportedly jumping off the moral high ground when it comes to lobbying scandals all afternoon. We had forgotten the joys of this news story with the election and the salacious sex stories (we're talking about the PinkDome Election Night Party) but now we'll be listening to his squeals from a prison cell with a great interest.