Granted, this is an old picture, but Bush is once again issuing the Presidential pardon to two turkeys today. I'm not sure if the pics that will follow will be as good as this one, so let's just roll with the old stuff.
Ahhh, an oldie but a goodie...
I did not have sexual relations with that bird, Miss. Gobblinsky.
One pecker meets another pecker's pecker.
How does one go about revoking a pardon?
Box turtles, no. Turkeys, yes yes YES!
Thank God, we can finally impeach him!
They've switched me from Gannon and Congressional pages to birds!
Twenty bucks big boy. Thirty for the suits to watch!
THE GOBBLER --- President Bush unveiled a "Christian condom" at his vacation ranch last week. The evanglical Christianian community has lauded the condom, nicknamed "The Gobbler," as the newest weapon in the wars on abortion and poverty. Used Gobblers can be recycled at selected foodstores where they will be distributed to faith-based foodbanks in need.
Bush giving an Al Swearengen-style blowjob soliloquy.
Freedom has a terrible price it seems.