The AP article about Strayhorn and Kinky casting their early vote ballots yesterday mentioned that Strayhorn "had to endure heckling from write-in candidate James 'Patriot' Dillon as she tried to speak to reporters afterward." Who is the brave man with enough gonads to holler at Strayhorn? Did she threaten to shake him? Does his nickname stem from the rumors about his Patriot missile-shaped dork? Let's investigate.
The Secretary of State's website shows Jim Dillon as a write-in candidate for governor, complete with his terrorist-hatin' nickname. Which means that Dillon was able to do what Strayhorn couldn't, despite her access to some of the top lawyers in the state: get his nickname officially on the ballot.
What does a guy like Patriot do for a living? Well, according to his website, he's a craftsman and freedom fighter. He proclaims proudly that:
I have accepted zero dollars of assistance or campaign contributions, nor will I accept a salary for public services; I will fight tooth and nail, fist and fang, hook and claw to overturn the establishments New World Order. I am taking this fight national and if necessary I will take the fight into the streets of our once great land.
More after the jump ...
By now I know what you're thinking: SuperWow!, Patriot sounds great and all, but where does he stand on the issues? Thankfully, he's provided this handy chart on his website, broken down into a Yes and No column for easy digestion:
As you can tell, Patriot hates him some illegal immigrants. He's also very wary of the New World Order and all that shit. He does, however, love school vouchers, so I expect Leininger is positively erect at the thought that Patriot is helping to further the cause.
Patriot has other issues. He took the time to scan and host online a piece of paper from Texas Parks and Wildlife stating that his social security number would need to be collected for purposes of child support enforcement. I'm sure the obvious implications that social security numbers are just another means of the Government keeping their invasive, Big Brotheresque eye planted firmly on the gun-loving, 2nd Amendment-enforcing, God-fearing Americans. Oh but there's more! The federal statute cited on the paper ends with 666.
THE ANTI-CHRIST WALKS AMONG US. VOTE PATRIOT.
Rumor has it that he has some of Bell's votes hidden away in his bunker.
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PD's halloween costume.
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at October 24, 2006 9:33 AM
Wonk = A+
=)
Finally, a candidate more pathetic than Kinky.
Finally, a candidate more pathetic than Strayhorn.
LOL
Someone posted gay porn links all over his boards.
Geez I wonder where they came from...
at October 24, 2006 12:22 PM
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Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
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Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
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Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
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Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
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Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
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Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
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The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
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The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
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Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
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Wow this crackpot is a blast fromt the past. His website is a snapshot of the internet circa 1995! He just needs some animated .GIFs of rotating, flaming skulls and a little digging construction dude and he'll be SET.
This reminds me of that TimeCube guy.