According to a highly scientific and indisputable research study, Republicans are having more babies than Democrats. Since children follow their parent's political beliefs, the conclusion is that Republicans will outpace Democrats for generations to come.
"They're for abortion policy, they're for same-sex marriage, they're for many of the agenda items that eventually mean you probably don't have children in the household," [conservative pollster Kellyanne] Conway said.That's right, folks. If liberals weren't out killing their babies and taking birth control the Democratic party wouldn't be facing extinction.
I see absolutely no flaw in this 'research' at all. It is completely reasonable and should set every Americans heart at ease to know that the Republicans will win elections for years to come.
And here I thought all those poor types kept popping babies out left and right so that they could stay on welfare. I wish they'd figure out which story they are going to go with.
I'm waiting for a large number of "breeder" offspring and those who have had evangelical/conservative control shoved down their throats to grow up and rise up in rebellion against this hypocritical, backward, self-serving movement.
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just wait... Kellyanne (what a stupid name, BTW) is abuot to get a big suprise.