Hi, it's nice to meet you, blurry-black-blob-with-a-hand. I'm your Preznit.

Okra glad I only come here to mess with y'all once a year?

Good to meetchya. I'm yur preznit. You gonna finish those? Thanks.

"Please, I hope you don't mind my ASS being right in front of your face."

"Let me give you a better view of my sweaty armpit stains."

How's your fourth shift going today, ma'am? Well, ain't that the North American Union, heh heh. You are a model for all the Beaners we're about to make guest workers to take your four jobs.

Could we turn the camera around? These trust fund yuppies slumming in Bywater are cramping my ability to photo op with all the negroes. Thanks.

You're gonna have to shake my hand if you want this okra. C'mon, you know you want it...

I love you poor little shits. hehehe