Laura, I'd rather be reading "My Pet Goat". Where's Andy Card when ya need him? Ok, ok, one foot at a time. Damn Laura I am so wasted.
'Merica haters!
Laura! Help me protect this flag before someone burns it!
Take that, freedom!
^^^
Hahaha!
9-11....9-11....here we come!
(sung to the OC's theme song)
Thanks for the laugh, SuperWow! :)
You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out...
No, your other right foot, George, you idiot!
"After I'm done stepping on the flag, I'll wipe my ass with the Constitution. (It's just a fucking piece of paper!)"
Don't tread on me!