Ken Herman got ahold of the Department of Defense's "Top 10 Things About Gitmo". This is a real document that lists 10 examples of how Gitmo is the Disneyworld of the Carribean. Apparently terrorists are clamoring to win their all expense paid trip to this island resort. Anywho, number 7 on the top 10 list is this:

Departing detainees receive a Koran, a jean jacket, a white t-shirt, a pair of blue jeans, high top tennis shoes, a gym bag of toiletries, and a pillow and blanket for the flight home.

Jean jacket, white t-shirt, blue jeans and high tops? Why are we dressing them up like Michael J. Fox in Back To The Future? I guess it's because those quaint, foreign countries are 20 years behind as far as American culture goes. Allah help them when they finally get to parachute pants.