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Catty. Chatty. And Occasionally Trashy.

Aug 31
Terrorists Drive Taxis

Republican Senator Conrad Burns was speaking to a crowd at his fundraiser, warning them of the dangers of not electing Republicans this fall. Apparently America is up against a faceless enemy of terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night." It's true, as can be seen from this undated photograph of Timothy McVeigh and Osama bin Laden. Obviously these taxi operators committed terrorist acts, and since I've got a picture of them in a cab then Senator Burns is correct. Vote Republican this fall, lest your cabbie blow you up.

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Burns obviously failed to realize that "Taxis Drive Terrorists," not the other way around. Terrorists hate taxis and all things yellow.

LegeBoy at August 31, 2006 5:15 PM

Actually, Osama is hiding in plain sight, driving a taxi in Chicago. That is what Burns was talking about.

MaryOGrady at September 1, 2006 8:30 AM
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