Aug 02
Rick Perry Is Insane

I mean, that's the only logical explanation for publicly stating that Texas A&M is going to win the national championship in college football this year. Let's be serious - they're a subpar team and their record will reflect that. Coach Fran can neither recruit nor coach. Their starting running back is a big tub of goo. And they've lost to Texas six years in a row.

True, there is the fact that Perry is a former yellleader cheerleader at A&M ... and he's a politician trying to play to a home crowd ... but I'm still convinced that the hair spray has somehow saturated his skull and warped his already poisoned mind.

If Perry is really looking to get in good with the Aggies, we at PinkDome suggest joining Chris Walker and his group of lip-synching friends in a lovely rendition of something manly like "From a Distance."

at 8:27 AM
   
Comments

Francione is Italian for Mackovic.

Bill Ding at August 2, 2006 9:45 AM

You will not be so happy after you lose to both A&M and Tech this year. I would say OU too, but they just lost their quarterback.

UT sucks at August 2, 2006 1:23 PM

the aggie running back may be a bit heavy but at least he hasn't been arrested with illigal drugs

Anonymous at August 2, 2006 3:05 PM

"illigal"? wtf is that? boob n00bs need to STFU

aggiessuck at August 2, 2006 3:30 PM

hey now, R-T is no longer our running back, he's not even a longhorn. Selvin Young is trimmed down, healthy, and faster than ever. Throw in Jamaal Charles and we got a couple backs that can run circles around A&M.

Random aside...Ramonce was arrested with a pound of pot at an A&M graduation party. Just saying, he wasn't the only doing drugs.

Joe at August 2, 2006 3:35 PM

Also, Rick Perry was all gung-ho UT at our National Championship party. He couldn't stop doing the hook 'em sign. He may be paying lipservice to y'all, but he's all up on the winners.

Joe at August 2, 2006 3:37 PM

Aggie QB kicked off the team...

the wizard at August 2, 2006 5:03 PM

we beat Texas!....but Perry is an ass....but who are you to judge?

ut can kiss my at September 28, 2007 8:43 PM
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