Awww, Mark Strama got married y'all. Here he is embracing good ol' American Values and giving his wife a snog.
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Do I see tongue?
More and more, we are getting a glimpse into politician's private lives. But, only if they are pretty. I have no interest in seeing Rick Perry kiss his wife. My eyes don't need that kind of trauma. Mark and his wife? I could watch them make out for a while.
Jake, I bet you masturbated during Cocoon.
You should have seen Mark in a wet t-shirt after he got out of the dunking booth at StramaRama.
I don't think Rick Perry has ever kissed his wife. They agreed to a firm handshake after saying their vows, then Rick went to play a game of grab-ass with his Corps buddies.
This is part of the building of Strama fever. Don't fall for this crap.
Huh. I wondered why I felt all flushed and sweaty; I thought it was the heat and humidity.
Turns out it was just StramaFever.
What should I take for that?
(Though I'd rather catch StramaFever than get Fleeced.)
...I thought Strama was gay.
gay?....NTTAWT
I think you missed a W in that NTTAWWT.
That also sounds like it's someone trying to cool down the StramaFever, whatever that is.
Are you kidding?
The only people calling Strama gay are the folks who want to hook up with his wife, Crystal "Hottie". She's the hottest reporter in town.
What is it about election to a modest state office that makes pleasant-looking but still pretty ordinary men suddenly the source of "fever?"
What's with all the anonymous player hating on Strama?
marie... it's because they look like Judd Hirsch and Mark looks like, well, Mark.
It's not "hating" to say he's pleasant-looking but ordinary. He is. NTTAWWT.
Ordinary my ass! Mark Strama is like the next Patrick Rose!...or the last Patrick Rose...Where the hell is that guy's babe wife? Why the hell isn't Rafael mayor of Dallas yet? Who the hell's in charge here?
is Rick Perry still gay? NTTAWWT
Yes, Mrs. Mark Strama is the loveliest BEARD in the Legislative Wive's Club.
Now if he only actually had sex with her.
(Definition of Sex: heterosexual intercourse, just there are no Clintonesque word plays here)
Who gives a shit?
She's pretty in the photo, but what are the odds that he would have married a woman named, Mark Strama?
Yes, he does dress suspiciously well. Yes, he went to Brown. But anyone who's seen the ludicrously hot string of ex-girlfriends (Trish Murphy! Lisa Ling!) can tell you that Strama is straight.
Mark Strama and Will Wynn have dated the same woman?
Will Wynn and Mark Strama dated each other? wow...
how is this post still generating comments?
Any pictures of Betty Brown? That's hot!