State Rep. Gene Seaman, seen here canoodling with an unidentified male companion, has been on the attack recently. Seaman is in trouble in his district with a strong challenger in Juan Garcia. Gene (I'm sorry, I just can't call him Seaman anymore) has attacked Garcia's military record--while Garcia is on active duty. Besides the fact that he looks like he's had really bad plastic surgery, he's a total dick.
House District 32, you have a very difficult voting decision to make. And, we're watching you.
WAIT! Gary Oldman! OLDMAN! God.
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at August 18, 2006 12:04 AM
HA, Spiffie. But Gary Coleman would be a scary Dracula. Awesome.
What you talkin bout, creatures of the night???
That's HOT! Really really hot! I want me some Seaman.
what a creep! Is Seaman linked to the Jon Benet Ramsey case?
Where did you get that picture? He DID have a bad facelift and his hands look sort of dead-ish. Yuk!
A conversation I just had with a friend:
Me: Who is that guy with him?
Friend: I don't know, but whoever it is has a face full of Seaman.
Another creepy Craddick crony out of the closet?
Snakes on a Plane? No, Seaman on an Intern?
Had to get that out before the joke got old.
/too late.
Was this photo snapped just before Seaman imitated a penis on the floor of the Texas House? Or just after he courageously fought to protect traditonal values by voting against gay marriage?
Senility and desperation are a lethal political combo.
Molestee: "Anyone got a tissue or something I can use to wipe this Seaman off."
Personally, I always thought he looked embalmed...
eww
He has the best manicure...what a gay!
I'm reminded of Gary Coleman's Dracula in that picture. The fingers especially are very creepy.