I can't stand that Alanis "Ironic" song, which you probably have stuck in your head now that you've read this title. I hate that none of the stuff she sings about is really ironic. It's really more coincidental. However, this is ironic. The most important snippet:
(Senator) Allen is staunchly pro-life yet owns stock in Barr Laboratories, makers of Plan B, or the morning-after contraceptive pill, according to his financial disclosure report.