The Arlington School Board hates post-puberty male students. There's simply no other explanation for its members' recent decision to ban cleavage in schools.
After a rule change, the Arlington ISD dress code now reads in part, "The display of cleavage is unacceptable. Low cut blouses, tops, sweaters, etc. with plunging necklines are not allowed."
Great. Now the pervy vice principal has a built-in excuse as to why he was staring at the 17-year-old's rack. "I am merely attempting to enforce the dress code, Mr. Johnson. Your daughter was clearly trying to show me her two inches of beautiful, goosebump-inducing cleavage."
Of course every school has a kiss-ass:
Even some teenagers agree there is a problem. "I think it's good that they're doing it," said student, Tyler Edwards.Because clearly he's not doing it. Tyler, let me let you in on a little secret: boobs rule. Especially when you're stuck in high school. I know you're not going to be happy until the women's swim team is dressed like this, but it's not okay to eliminate one of the main reasons the rest of the male students bother to show up in the morning. And, no, I'm not talking about joining you at the flagpole.
[via Austinist]
Bwahahahahahaha,
Modestwear is amazing. If this were the 1890s, I'd consider buying one for any stylish female I knew.
Wholesome wear. What a great way to drown Chistian girls!!!
Tyler's probably gay.
Just another example of those militant gays agitating for special rights and hurting potential heterosexual nuptials.
Obviously this is discrimination against large breasts. I guess if you are an "A" cup you can wear an extremely low cut top since you have no cleavage.
I, for one, support breasts wherever I find them.
Up with cleavage! Down with prudery!
Boobs make life worth living.
"That must be jam, cuz jelly don't shake like that!"
Oi... This is terrible.... This is what makes my day good! Imagine, walking down the hallway, and not being able to look down the shirt of every girl you see!?
Hmmm. Guess "plunging" waistlines revealing or displaying butt cleavage are OK?